Hanging out with Freddy Ninelives when I saw some yarn on the ground, I stopped to pick it up and Freddy called the coppers! The Copper called me a thief? I was like Sir it was just laying here on the ground how does that make me a thief? The Copper said for talking back I had to spend the rest of the month in the Marleybone Jail making sweaters for Yuletide in July Ugly Sweater Ball. Yup, that's how I got here in the slammer.